Friday’s Done-Did List:

– wake up in office for 6th time this week
– brush teeth
– create ad for upcoming month’s sublease
– work
– wait for last coworkers to leave at 5:15pm
– spill trash all over carpet while taking out clothes for post-work shower
– note that this is 9th time said trash has been knocked over while arranging bags under desk
– put trash can back in same spot
– remember that this is another Cleaning People Weekend
– mumble under breath periodically about how cleaning people better be on schedule; include curse words
– tolerate communal bathing at YMCA
– enjoy post-workday drink with neighbor James
– enjoy second post-workday drink with neighbor James
– close out happy hour tab
– enjoy first evening weekend drink with neighbor James
– enjoy first evening weekend drink with subleaser Jürgen
– acknowledge text message from Vera
– assist Jürgen in hitting on dentally-challenged waitress
– remark that James has been gone from table for a while
– locate James outside bar, where he has been banned from re-entry due to intoxication
– re-enter bar to pay tab so as to leave with James
– emerge from bar ten minutes later to no James
– check text messages
– continue drinking somehow
– some other stuff
– I don’t know
– wake up next morning in Vera’s bed
– brush teeth

– TOH