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Diary Entries

Since Day One of this experiment, I’ve been keeping a diary of my office-living experiences. Below is a Table of Contents of that diary.

This diary was once published in full on this site, but I’ve since taken down some stories in the interest of anonymity. Many of those stories will be included in the book I am working on completing soon.

Note: This is an online diary I’ve decided to make public to give insight into my thoughts during this journey. As diaries often are, the thoughts and writing is imperfect, but the sentiment honest. As I draft my story into book format, these stories herein will remain in their original form to illuminate my experience as The Office Hobo.

I hope you enjoy what is available below. Thank you for stopping by to read!

Table of Contents

           

Before the Move-In

  1. The Birth of An Idea
  2. Experiment Goals
  3. The Anatomy of a Sublease Ad
  4. The Interviews
  5. And the Winner Is…
  6. And the New Winner Is…
  7. Linda, Resurrected
  8. Coming Out of Karaoke Retirement
  9. My Last Night in the Apartment

 

Part I: The 42 Day Experiment

  1. Day 1: Folly
  2. Day 6a: The Voicemail
  3. Day 6b: The Karaoke Sequel
  4. Day 7: Caffeine
  5. Day 8: The Comedown
  6. Day 9: Shower Time
  7. Day 10: Sleepover
  8. Day 11: Wilderness
  9. Day 12: The Cleaners
  10. Day 13: Frustration
  11. Day 14: Clean & Clear
  12. Day 15: Vera So Tender
  13. Day 16: Food Finances Status Report
  14. Day 17: Horrifying Shower Stories Revisited
  15. Day 18: Linda No More
  16. Day 19: Hobo, Interrupted
  17. Day 20: The Bigness
  18. Day 21: A Seed is Planted
  19. Day 22: The Downhill
  20. Day 24: To-Do List
  21. Day 25: More Interviews!
  22. Night 25: Gay Hip Hop Night
  23. Day 26: Carmen
  24. Day 27: Stop Motion
  25. Day 28: Nothing
  26. Day 30: $13.50
  27. Day 31: Month One in the Books
  28. Day 32: The Second Month Begins
  29. Day 33a: Descent with Shani
  30. Day 33b: Rob’s Messages
  31. Day 34: Awake
  32. Day 37a: Paper Thin Walls
  33. Day 37b: Shower Heaven, Key Hell
  34. Day 38: Poem for Rob
  35. Night 38: Goth Night
  36. Day 40: The Quiet Before the Storm
  37. Day 41 (abridged): How to Make a Change

 

Part II: The Hiatus

  1. So How Did I Do?: Finances in the First 42
  2. My Findings: Social Experimentation, Rebellion, and Rediscover

 

Part III: Experiment Turned Lifestyle

  1. Day 43: Home-Free Again
  2. Day 55: Meet the Cleaners
  3. Day 61: Something of a Payoff
  4. Day 62: Mixed Messages
  5. Day 73: Night of the Roaches
  6. Day 75: Pro Buono Repairman
  7. Day 78: Unrequited
  8. Day 84: An Unannounced Visitor
  9. Day 89: Requited
  10. Day 90: Shani in the Flesh
  11. Day 93: Laundry
  12. Day 95: Taking Out the Trash
  13. Day 100: The Century Mark
  14. Day 113: How to Lodge for Free in a National Park
  15. Day 123: A Little Electricity
  16. Day 125: A Brief
  17. Day 128: Giving Food to the Homeless
  18. Day 130: An Invitation
  19. Day 135: The Disease of Intolerance
  20. Day 137: A Mortal Craving
  21. Day 153: 3:54am
  22. Day 157: The Risks of Living in Your Office
  23. Day 161: One Week Later
  24. Day 167: A Nose for Trouble
  25. Day 172: Regarding Loneliness
  26. Day 181: Abroad
  27. Day 188: The Sound of Suffering
  28. Day 195: In the Event of an Earthquake
  29. Day 200: A Milestone
  30. Day 208: Law Enforcement in the Rural American West
  31. Day 217: Summer Intern
  32. Day 224: Field Trip
  33. Day 231: The Tarp
  34. Day 237: Benefit #83 of Living in Your Office
  35. Day 238: Stranger, Danger
  36. Day 242: Perseids
  37. Day 250: As Plain as the Nose on Your Face
  38. Day 256: Leaking Roof, Tired Eyes
  39. Day 257: Why Miles Davis is My Savior
  40. Day 264: The Woman You Will Find
  41. Day 272: The Office Hobette
  42. Day 277: The Showers Unclean
  43. Day 280: Ashley’s Last Day
  44. Day 290: The Sounds of the Boulevard
  45. Day 291: The Overpass
  46. Day 307: Infamy
  47. Day 314: The Weekly
  48. Reader’s Comments & What They Teach Us
  49. Day 340: The Challenges of Anonymous Reporting
  50. Day 350: Red Rocks
  51. Day 365: Anniversary Apropos
  52. Day 369: Beatrice Gives Birth
  53. Day 386: South America
  54. Day 400: January Update
  55. Day 401: Attempted Robbery
  56. Day 410: Memory Foam
  57. Day 431: Hyde Park
  58. Day 451: How to Survive Layoffs in Your Work/Live-space
  59. Converting a Truck into a Home: Part I
  60. Day 472: Laid Off at an IHOP
  61. Day 500: Farewell, Office

 

Part IV: The Truck-Home

  1. Day 566: The 5 Worst Consequences of Living in Your Car
  2. Response to Readers’ Comments (L.A. Weekly Article #2)
  3. Day 615: A Desert Dream
  4. Day 652: Home is Where the Dogs Are
  5. Day 660: He Lives on the Streets (A Home-Free Snapshot)
  6. Day 679: A Brief Interaction
  7. Day 727: The Result of Two Years of Rent-Free Living
  8. Five Reasons Why Office Living Should be More Common
  9. L.A. Plans to Re-Criminalize Vehicular Dwelling
  10. Converting a Truck into a Home: Part II
  11. The Pros & Cons of My Tiny Truck-Home
  12. Day 909: Bike Thief
  13. Day 916: A Room for the Summer
  14. Day 937: Chila’s Cabin (A Home-Free Snapshot)
  15. Day 974: Stranded Truck-Home
  16. Day 992: What the Future Holds
  17. Day 1,000: Lake Arrowhead and the Cost of Housing
  18. Day 1,010: Lizandro’s VW Van (A Home-Free Snapshot)
  19. Day 1,068: Apartment Searching in L.A.
  20. Day 1,112: Add Cat-Sitting to My Resume
  21. Day 1,141: Living the #Barnlife
  22. Top 10 Best Books for the Voluntary Homeless (and Those Who Wish to Understand Them)
  23. Day 1,294: Reviewing the Benefits of Home-Free Living
  24. Day 1,303: My Favor-Sharing Economy
  25. Day 1,325: Tiny House Jamboree: Reflections on the Weekend
  26. City Criminalizes Sleeping in Cars (Again)
  27. Day 1,468: A (4th) Rent-Free Year in Review

 

3 comments on “Diary Entries
  1. I scored 31.5 on your quiz so I’m suitable for office-living, which is funny because I lived in my car for 4 months last year and I’m about to do it again next month (for…indefinitely).

    I’m keeping a diary, too, but not sure if I ever want to publish it or who would read it.

    livinginmyhonda.blogspot.com

    Best wishes to you.

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